untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

178,616 notes   -  20 August 2014


tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

77,010 notes   -  20 August 2014

20dollarfalloutboy:

i will literally recognise a fall out boy song within the first 1.5 seconds of it playing, but as soon as you ask me what the name of the song is, I WILL NOT KNOW.

22,543 notes   -  20 August 2014

cokeproblem:

"skinny jeans don’t look good on you"

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"you have a pimple"

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"your music taste is weird"

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"why is your hair so short"

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"you should go to the gym"

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"why do you roll your eyes all the time?"

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3,985 notes   -  20 August 2014

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds




unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

551,896 notes   -  20 August 2014

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