some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and i tried to catch it and my thumb went up its butthole
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
My like or dislike of Taylor Swift’s music changes depending on how lonely I am feeling at any given moment, and today happens to be one of those OHH GOD TAYLOR “LONG LIVE ALL THE MOUNTAINS WE MOVED, I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE FIGHTING DRAGONS WITH YOU” WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME FUCK THESE TEARS YOU JUST GET ME days.
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr